Ugly People and the jokes Made For Them!!!

You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.

            If ugliness were bricks, you would be the Great Wall Of China.

 

           You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.

 

 

 

 

 

 

If ugliness was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.
  
    
            You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens.

            You're so ugly, your mate won't have to worry about birth control...your face will do just fine.

    
            You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
           
       
            You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.

            You're so ugly, every time your mother looks at you she says to herself, "Damn, I should've
just given head."

            I know why you look like a horse, because I saw your mother grazing in the field.

You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.

           
            You're so ugly, they call you Taco Bell, when people see you they run for the border.

      
   You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring you in.